|Mr. Stevenson Pageant
||[Mar. 4th, 2005|02:44 am]
שירן shiranne シラーン 冉施安
|||||Do As Infinity - Sense of Life||]|
Tonight we had a male pageant for Stevenson College. I am not gay. I like seeing men dance around and make fools of themselves. I especially like seeing them do the awkward pelvic thrusting thing, where their inability to dance becomes more clear than ever before. I loved the last five guys who stayed and I am absolutely in love with the guy who won. Actually, I've been secretly in love with him ever since I first saw him in September and heard his accent (he is Japanese). I've never spoken to him and until today I had no idea what his name was, but he was that cute Japanese guy who I totally wish I knew. You see, unlike Foothill College, we are low on Asians here in SC. It is very depressing. This boy wore a banana costume and his talent was solving a math equation which ended up looking just like "I love Stevenson" or something like that. I was too distracted by his adorableness to really pay attention to what it actually said. It's the first time I've ever seen a crowd "go wild", and oh boy, did the Stevenson College freshman go wild. Thank you roommate Jessenia and floormate Jessie for giving me this wonderful experience. Now, how can I get this Takashi boy to marry me?